Happy Birthday Grizz
Tomorrow is our very own Grizz’s birthday and I wanted to take this opportunity to unveil his audition tape he sent in for the first season of American Idol. He didn’t make the cut somehow. I mean that’s as good of a rendition of Cuppy Cake as I think any of us have ever heard. I thank my lucky stars he didn’t make the show because he would probably have just “Big Timed” me and wouldn’t have gone on to form the shavetown partnership we have today.
-CB
PS – Absolutely no reason to have that shavetown.com “poster boy” contest. Ol gravy boobs has this bitch signed, sealed, and delivered thanks to the Bewitched style nose twitch he cranks out during the sugarplum part.
PPS- The alternating eye brow pop at the end made me pee more than an acceptable amount into my slacks
January 8, 2010 at 9:07 am
Those were some trying times for me. Blistering through several pairs of osh-goshes and looking for ways to supplement our household income to feed my perpetual eating habits. American Idol didn’t even let me into the auditions because you have to be 16 and even though I was 23 I looked 8, but hostess OBVIOUSLY snatched me up without warning.
January 8, 2010 at 12:16 pm
you like ‘em damp