Lay An Ass Gallery: Where a kid can be a kid
The Lay An Ass Gallery reveals it's newest exhibit....The Vertical Smiler
Leave it to those wacky Canucks to FINALLY give the world what it’s been so desperately clamoring for. An Ass Gallery. I have been a proponent of this for nearly a decade and am fortunate enough to receive a sneak preview of their 2010 brochure that features the breathtaking “Vertical Smiler” on its cover.
This exhibit toys with us in so many ways. The first thing you notice, which is totally done on purpose by the sculptor I might add, is that abyss of a coin slot. To the lay-person this is the focal point in this exhibit I’m sure. But for us more cultured folk, you really appreciate the little things that make this piece of ass one of Canada’s true treasures.
Look how that sun glistens off his fart box. The timing of that shot isn’t something that you can teach or learn in book. It’s a gift. It’s fueled by premeditation and the desire to be the best fanny sculptor in the great white north.
What really seals the deal for me is what the velvet ropes keep you from discovering. What is going on in front of this Girth Elk? Is he texting? Is he sexting? Is he ripping into a package of Suzie Q’s? It’s something that eats away at me daily, but it’s also something that keeps me planning family vacations to the Lay An Ass Gallery.
-CB
aka Shavetown’s part-timer
thanks Jess!
November 20, 2009 at 6:48 pm
First new post in 10 days?
I’m ashamed.
November 21, 2009 at 7:22 am
I’m ashamed of your brother-in-law. He got hit with a wrecking ball, right in the GRILL-PIECE!!!
November 21, 2009 at 7:29 am
If I had a guess(don’t quote me on this because the accuracy police are in town) this guy is giving a Denny Buster dipped in chocolate the old peppermill. I bet that within 10 minutes someone zipped in for the ribbon cutting ceremony and snuggled into that bike rack with a Vespa.
*DISCLAIMER* This comment is not to be taken as gospel.