SHAVETOWN

Ever since Anchorman came out, I casually brushed off the often imitated Brick Tamland quote “I love lamp” as “that’s just Brick being Brick.”

But as it turns out, Brick may have been sending us a signal.   CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!

BAT.SHIT.CRAZY

Above is the chick who married the Eiffel Tower.  I can’t even wrap my mind around this.  Imagine how awkward it is introducing your “lover” to your buddies the first time around. 

Hey Chuck, Frank.  I’d like you to meet Juanita the Goodwill Dropbox.  She’s a beaut ain’t she?

We’re exlusive.

Then what happens when Frank decides he wants to dump a load…..of freshly cleaned laundry as a  donation into her?  Do you let it slide?  Do you punch Frank’s lights out?  Do you have a talk with Juanita and give her an honest shot to not let it happen again?

This isn’t like climbing the ropes in gym class.  That’s lust.  This is full blown puppy love that may only come once in a lifetime here.  Who knows when you’ll find another Public Hamper as fine as Juanita.  I say give the gal another shot. 

-CB

(thanks V)