Blue light special..
I need a pricecheck on a 40 EE!
This little ditty was flown in all the way from the Tar Heel state by one of our contributors siblings. Now you can go at this in all kinds of ways, and I’m hoping that people will add their thoughts on the comments, but one thing came to mind for me.. A good old fashion date/celebration night for this lady.
Let’s call her Billie Joe Jones, and she just found out some good news from her husband Rollie who was back at the trailer cleaning coins. Their son Skippa sailed though kindergarten at the ripe age of 10yrs 2mo, crushing the family record held by Rollie at 12yrs 6days. Her first reaction was “sweet nellie moe I need to whip up a bbq and perk up the ladies”, so she grabbed the ever present 9-pack of ball parks and a love bag holster. Now typically BJ & Rollie would make some calls and get this BBQ on it’s feet within hours, but because of the recent recession they have to wait until they get paid Friday to head back to Kmart to pick up buns and panties. So at this rate with condiments,paper plates,cups,drinks,body butter,batteries,all looming, old Skippa might be able to get his celebration say, sometime this fall…
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
-GRIZZ
(thanks Lu!)
June 4, 2009 at 9:30 am
My very first reaction brought me back to the first time buying a package of condoms or maybe if you ever had to pick up an EPT test at CVS. The mentality behind this is – “if i grab other items at random, they may think the jimmy’s or prego test is an everyday item or miss it altogether.” So maybe you grab an US weekly and a 100 grand bar ya know?
So it begs the question…Which Item is the add on here? Was she starving or horned up and thought she’d casually drape a bra over her supper/lover?
Was she unusually sloppy chested that day and embarrassed about it so in a cloudy-headed panic she grabbed the obvious sidekick of fenway franks?
Or maybe neither was an add-on. Maybe she is making her famous “Section 8 Fondu” with hotdogs, hellmans, and chicken broth and ran out of sauce bowls? Perhaps we will never, never know.
June 4, 2009 at 9:43 am
LMFAO. You both are too funny. I was thinking i may be getting turned on by the cashiers girth overflowing onto the scanner… And where the fuck else can you buy hotdogs and bras besides Wal-Mart??… Dont they wear blue?
June 4, 2009 at 9:43 am
Actually just thought of something else….
The bra was needed and the hot dogs was simply a tribute to what the back of her neck looks like.
BURN
*Note, that comment and most others are wildly accepted here at SHAVETOWN because we’re husky. Being husky allows you to talk about everyone else. I’m surprised you didn’t know that.*
June 10, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I was leaning towards the fact that “Billy Joe Jones” is into cleaning herself up for a nice night by herself. Rolly is going out with the boys tonight down to Sully’s Pub. You know a little BBQ to get herself in the mood, a nice over the shoulder boulder holder to spice things up and then you never know what Billy will do with the left over hotdogs.