Nice Tats
NEVER good when she does the side wheelie
This peach was sent to me ironically by one of our contributors wives. I understand the logic. She clearly didn’t want him to be subjected to something this magical for the sake of preserving their relationship. I don’t care how great you ladies think you are, you can’t compete with something like this.
First of all she is blatantly Ricky “the dragon” STEAMBOATING one in her undies. Look how stoic her face is. Most people would secretly dust one in public. Not her. She’s calm, she’s collected, she’s done it before and she’ll do it again. A real pro.
This picture was taken a split second before that iced tea bottle wilted like it was just thrown into a campfire.
The jailhouse tat on the right python is nice, but nothing compared to the mammary ink. She oozes both class and chicken gravy. I love it.
-CB
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June 1, 2009 at 10:04 am
Not only did she crop dust the entire downtown Portsmouth area, ridding the city of moths, mosquitoes and small dogs, she also made the Wall of Fame at Chuckles McLovin’s Lobster Roll Deli. After double fisting two rolls and making them disappear faster than Linda Lovelace at a speed hummer competition, she came back for a third one, slapping down another $10 on the counter and demanding to Chuckle’s in a Clint Eastwood tone, “Hit me.” Good thing the local food inspector didn’t happen by, because Chuckles was serving up food whilst standing in a puddle of his own piss. This “lady” was mean!
June 1, 2009 at 10:12 am
I am going to assume that she DID NOT have a little captain in her, and that those pants did in fact have elastics.. If you look closely terminator in the background is peering at the troth stamp on her backside which if I had a guess would be close in comparison to a mayo filled eclair…
June 1, 2009 at 11:03 am
If that’s the piece of work I think it is, I see her around Portsmouth all the time, flaunting those flap-jacks like it’s her job. The tat on the top of lefty says “FUCKABLE”. I shit you not.
June 1, 2009 at 11:21 am
Normall GB I’d say You have got to be shitting me! after learning this. But
a) your disclaimer says you shit us not, and
b) who am I to doubt someone who has the gusto to get close enough to actually read those cake bags. well played.
I bet the waistband on those denim stretchies smells rawhide and boiled cabbage.
June 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Dude, shes my idol. I want to be like her when I hit 500 on one hoof! I’m sure she uses that ‘movement’ for more than ’steamboating’… thats probably how she manuvers… just weeble-wobble from one thunder thigh to the next. Not to mention her tittie-do… that’s just hot.
June 3, 2009 at 3:23 pm
tittie-do, flatso, etc. It’s all very hot.
And make fun of her all you want but there aren’t too many broads I know who can fart the alphabet up to “R” in one push.
August 14, 2009 at 10:21 am
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