Welcome to SHAVETOWN
Brawny clearly not impressed with Grizz's latest cropdusting
This blog will serve as the proverbial bib to catch anything and everything that sprays out of our mouths. Who are we? We are Big Chris and Little Chris. Grizza and Brawny. Big Money Muffin and The Love Handler. Chris McLaughlin and Chris Brawn. We are SHAVETOWN INC.
I’m sure you’re asking yourself: “Who the f*ck are these clowns?” And that’s natural.
We’re not even sure. All we know is that we NEED to mouth off.
May 18, 2009 at 5:47 pm
I know that I have an unbridled love for Krispy Kremes and VERY large undies. So as you can imagine (as the picture above clearly depicts) I have a tendency to have foolish amounts of gas, and very bad stains in my pits..
May 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Maybe, I don’t tilt the scales quite like you glutton hounds or call Maine home like you yak fiends, but I sure as heck spew mounds of meat flavored garbage out of my pork passage in piles so revolting that Sam Kinison might weep for joy at the sound of it. Yet, you don’t have the gonads to include me in the Shavetown lineup. If I did not already hate all of you guys much like Kathy Bates loathes sit-ups, I might be offended. However, you can all go choke on a wombat spleen for all I care.
May 28, 2009 at 11:53 pm
BRING IT BRET, BRIT, BERT, FAT BOY. THE PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR OUR HORRIBLY IMMATURE AND IRRESPONSIBLE VOICES!!!!!! Laughter fills the soul and hopefully in your case the stomach.
May 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Lord help us all — they’ve got a blog.
May 20, 2009 at 11:59 am
You two are fucking crazy. I love it. I am going to have to read this nonsense on a daily basis now to see what the hell you two are talking about. God only knows what you will say. It is about time someone stands up for the horizontally gifted. By the way I hope that you two trolls have been binge drinking in preperation of the big beer fest that will be taking place on June 27th. Holla!!!!
May 20, 2009 at 12:09 pm
I have been soaking my feet in jager every other night in preparation.
May 28, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I don’t even do the my-face thing, or whatever, but this could actually work. I mean, two, fat, ass-clowns blowing innuendos out their fart pipes, awesome.
May 28, 2009 at 11:34 pm
this is my first reply to your mayonaise loving, cheese induced constipation…….. wait, who am I kidding. ” people” of your size and feeding capacity have never known what lacking to drop a soft serve in a salad sevring dish means! Again, not salad bowl, but serving dish. I will enjopopoi. sorry again. I am trying to type on a keyboard like all of your sausage fingered friends are, but they are realizing just as I am that it is easier to eat 2 for a dollar chillie dogs at Irving at 2:30 in the morning than to drive up the ambition to actually get out of bed and accomplish something that has nothing to do with, well anything. If you sweat profusely while staring down a cinese buffet on a first date with a woman that is way out of your league and you look a t her and say, ” I am sorry babe but I gotta do this! ” than you belong here!!!!!!!!!! REACT TO ME
May 28, 2009 at 11:46 pm
SORRY ABOUT THAT COMMENT. I TEND TO GET A “LITTLE” and by little I don’t mean the size of the stain brawn left in his grundles after scratching himself during a food network marathon! GOOD LUCK GUYS!!!!!!!!!! By the way fat boys I am the skinny man on this junk! You have the problem, I have the metabolism.
May 29, 2009 at 12:10 am
are you serious! “Bert Lundy” I won’t mention the porn possibilties If you are looking to sell a juicer, fabric cleaner, pocket fisherman , or any other crap that you can’t buy in stores but only in this one time offer. I challenge you to a duel. Granted I don’t live at home in my parents basement like you but if you are willing to make people laugh and understand that this is about talking smack, having fun and, well lets admit it BEING FAT, than I hope you will join me in this wonderful adventure that will forever be known as SHAVETOWN!