Red Sox pick up option on V-Mart, let Varitek go

Posted in Front Page, Sports with tags , , , , , on November 9, 2009 by grizza78

 

 

 

I’m bringing Heidi Watney with me.

 

Red Sox pick up option on V-Mart, let Varitek go.

Say it ain’t so folks…  V-tek is on his way out in Beantown.  The captain and quarterback of the team has been replaced by Victor Martinez when they exercised V-Mart’s option.  Is anyone really surprised though with how things have been going lately in the off-season?  I guess my next question would be who is next to hop aboard the SS train in Boston with Gonzo hitting the market?  Good luck Tek you’ll be missed..

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!

-GRIZZ

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I’ve Pollen and I can’t get up..

Posted in Front Page, photohunt with tags , , , , , , , , on November 3, 2009 by grizza78
Bumble Bee Magee

There's honey in that book bag you know..

There she is folks, Bumblebee Magee straight killing it on her way to class. Now I’m just spitballin here, but I’m assuming the boot on the left leg was because of an accident that occurred when she was fire hosing chocolate syrup into a 55-gal drum filled with Chubby Hubby. I’ve been wrong before, but Chuckles McLovin assures me that she smelled like green bean casserole with a hint of turnip water, and in these parts that’s grounds for being labeled an “ice-cream fanatic”. The next time you see someone wearing a walking boot nonchalantly get up next to them and see if they omit that smell, and if they do shoot them a wink and say “I’m an ice-cream hooker as well”.
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

-GRIZZ

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Celtics, Rondo agree on 5-year, $55M extension

Posted in Front Page, Sports with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 2, 2009 by grizza78

Celtics, Rondo agree on 5-year, $55M extension.

 

 

 

Looks like Rondo will be sticking around for a bit.. The other night after the Chicago game they asked him if he was concerned about the 24-hr deadline for the extension, and he stoically replied no to the point where it seemed he really didn’t care.. I think both he and his agent knew full well it would be taken care of.

 

I’m hoping the Celtics management can enroll him in a communications 101 class because I honestly can not understand a word he says.. I think if he slowed down a bit with his responses then I could decipher it, but I really have a hard time figuring out what he is trying to say. Either way the man can play ball, and I’m glad they are realizing that they need to dish some $$ out to stay competitive. SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEE!!! -GRIZZ

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Griese suspended over ‘taco’ remark

Posted in Front Page, Sports with tags , , , , , , , on October 27, 2009 by grizza78

Do you want that hard or soft?

Bob Griese is joining the ranks of ESPN analysts who are told to stay home for a while. Griese made an off-color remark during the Minnesota vs Ohio State college football game about Juan Pablo Montoya.

During ESPN’s broadcast of the Minnesota-Ohio State game Saturday, a graphic was shown listing the top five drivers in NASCAR’s points race. Fellow analyst Chris Spielman asked where was Montoya, who is Colombian.
Griese replied he was “out having a taco.”

It was a quick comment made in which he apologized several times throughout the coverage, but it looks like it was too little too late. I guess you would think that someone who has this much experience calling games and being on air would realize that you can’t say things like that. Maybe because of his vast experience he is so comfortable that he forgets where he is, because I know if they mic’d me up for 3 hours there is no way I would ever be asked to come back..

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!

-GRIZZ

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Bowling for Ninjas.

Posted in Front Page, photohunt with tags , , , , , , , , on October 22, 2009 by grizza78

This gem was sent in by Al Dizzle showing a docile Steven Seagal at the bowling alley flat out killing it. If you peer to the left you will see that he has been ripping through milwaukee’s best drafts like you only see in magazines. Sure he’s let himself go, but you know if he caught a rage that the whole bowling alley would be in some serious “fake hand chop” trouble. SHAAAAAAAAVVVVEE!!! -GRIZZ

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Hi Buddies!

Posted in Front Page, photohunt with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 18, 2009 by Brawn

Your old pal CB has been pretty quiet lately due to a career change and the intense mourning of the 2009 Red Sox season.  But what do we do when we fall off the hoss?  We get back on the hoss.

So I’m all excited to get back into and get on the board.  I’m like JoJo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet as Farley would say.  Only problem is that I really have nothing to mouth off about.  Luckily I have, in my possession, a photo of Grizz from the time last month that he slipped and literally shit himself.  Turns out one of the towns people had their digi handy.

Nanner split

Nanner split

I’m having the shavetown lab check it for authenticity because I think it might actually be the love child of Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds) and a 1993 John Kruk.

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Captain Lou Albano Dies

Posted in Front Page, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 14, 2009 by grizza78

Often immitated, but never duplicated!

"Often immitated, but never duplicated!"


Captain Lou Albano Dies

RIP Captain Lou.. I am almost thinking that I should grow my goatee out and put several elastics or even scrunchies in that bad boy in memory..

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!

-GRIZZ

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77-year-old golfer loses arm in alligator attack

Posted in Front Page, Sports with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 9, 2009 by grizza78

If you hook it youll get SLICED

If you hook it you'll get SLICED


77-year-old golfer loses arm in alligator attack

Not the best way to start a round of golf I’ll tell ya.. This guy is going after a $5 ball in the pond and ends up losing his arm in the process. The course I’m sure has people sign waivers for this type of thing, but man to go after your ball and lose an arm is HORRIFYING..

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

-GRIZZ

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Report: Hoff Hospitalized After Decking Doc

Posted in Front Page, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 9, 2009 by grizza78

I cant feel my legs..

I can't feel my legs..


Report: Hoff Hospitalized After Decking Doc

The Hoff is at it again.. This time he went and tied one on big time and then ended up trying to DIM a doctor’s lights with a roundhouse to the beak piece.. Looks like old Hasselskins just hasn’t been able to cope with his world wide fame diminishing.. Kit would be very disappointed..

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!

-GRIZZ

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How to get to the slammer in Alabamer

Posted in Front Page with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 8, 2009 by Brawn
Holdin it down

MOTHER CHARGED AFTER TEEN RIDES IN BOX ATOP HER VAN

“ALBERTVILLE | An Alabama woman has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child after police say she let her daughter ride in a cardboard box on top of their van.

daughter, 13, wasn’t harmed and was turned over to a relative. A jail worker said the mother was out on bond Monday.

Albertville Police spokesman Sgt. Jamie Smith said the 37-year-old woman was arrested Sunday after police received a call about a minivan on a state highway with a child riding on top.

Smith said the woman told police the box was too big to go inside the van, and that her daughter was inside the box to hold it down.

Smith said the mother told officers it was safe because she had the box secured to the van with a clothes hanger.”

Well what the hell is she supposed to do?  Let the 13 year old daughter ride shotgun and risk having the cardboard box fly off the roof and tumble down the Alabama highway?  I don’t think so.    I gotta give her credit actually, us guys usually will just throw the “arm of justice” out the window to secure things.   But not this careful planner.  She went the extra step and anchored the box with a clothes hanger.  I guarantee her pain in the ass daughter was all over her about riding in the box.  “Mommy can I please ride on top of the van inside the box on the highway, Mommy can I please ride on top of the van inside the box on the highway?”  Like any good mother, she caved like a house of cards.

I was skeptical at first.  I mean what on earth are you going to do with a cardboard box that you can’t even fit inside of your caravan?  Then it hit me.  It’s obviously the new addition on their house.

-CB

thanks Reg

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