Fee-fi-fo-fum!

Posted in Front Page, photohunt with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 25, 2009 by grizza78
This is "throw blanket around the neck" weather for sure

Now I know what you’re thinking, she took quite a tumble down the old beanstalk.. but in all actuality she fell off the elastic waist jean tour bus to give Hannaford a punch in the mouth. When this picture was taken she was wheeling her 11th and final cart out to the tour bus in which 10 of the previous were solely tubs of cookie dough.

When interviewed several of the cashiers mentioned that when this Richard Kiel look-a-like strolled by their surrounding air space smelled IMMEDIATELY like rotten hotpockets and burp cloths. I’m going to guess that she whistles through a foolish amount of nursing shoes each year lumbering around greater Bangor like a wounded snow ox.

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

-GRIZZ
(Thanks Nessa)

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Hillbilly Deluxe..

Posted in Front Page, photohunt with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 23, 2009 by grizza78

I'm a huge fan of airplane bottles.

Now this to me is the epitome of Whiskey Tango when it comes to enjoying a Kenny Chesney concert in Philly. I uncovered these gems when I was rifling through my phone the other day and thought I would share them. They both were actually guzzling tall daiquiris like their stomachs were on fire. The one cat we’ll call “No Shirt Mcquack”(Above) was snoring to beat the band, and the woman “Bag lady Magee”(Below) was in my best guess, chasing rabbits in her dreams.

The scent of the two of them reminded me of college and what the kitchen floor at 10 Cedar Street in Orono would smell like after having 75 people drink their throats off all night in a 5 bedroom house. I mean hey we all get after it before concerts, but for $100/ticket I’m not going to nap through the undercard to get to Kenny. We had a ball with these people and if I’m not mistaken, I think Brawn might officially be on their christmas card list.

Tall Daiquiris make me drowsy

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
-GRIZZ

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Lay An Ass Gallery: Where a kid can be a kid

Posted in Front Page, photohunt with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 19, 2009 by Brawn

The Lay An Ass Gallery reveals it's newest exhibit....The Vertical Smiler

Leave it to those wacky Canucks to FINALLY give the world what it’s been so desperately clamoring for.  An Ass Gallery.  I have been a proponent of this for nearly a decade and am fortunate enough to receive a sneak preview of their 2010 brochure that features the breathtaking “Vertical Smiler” on its cover.

This exhibit toys with us in so many ways.  The first thing you notice, which is totally done on purpose by the sculptor I might add, is that abyss of a coin slot.  To the lay-person this is the focal point in this exhibit I’m sure.  But for us  more cultured folk, you really appreciate the little things that make this piece of ass one of Canada’s true treasures.

Look how that sun glistens off his fart box.  The timing of that shot isn’t something that you can teach or learn in book.  It’s a gift.  It’s fueled by premeditation and the desire to be the best fanny sculptor in the great white north.

What really seals the deal for me is what the velvet ropes keep you from discovering.  What is going on in front of this Girth Elk?  Is he texting?  Is he sexting?  Is he ripping into a package of Suzie Q’s?  It’s something that eats away at me daily, but it’s also something that keeps me planning family vacations to the Lay An Ass Gallery.

-CB

aka Shavetown’s part-timer

thanks Jess!

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Red Sox pick up option on V-Mart, let Varitek go

Posted in Front Page, Sports with tags , , , , , on November 9, 2009 by grizza78

 

 

 

I’m bringing Heidi Watney with me.

 

Red Sox pick up option on V-Mart, let Varitek go.

Say it ain’t so folks…  V-tek is on his way out in Beantown.  The captain and quarterback of the team has been replaced by Victor Martinez when they exercised V-Mart’s option.  Is anyone really surprised though with how things have been going lately in the off-season?  I guess my next question would be who is next to hop aboard the SS train in Boston with Gonzo hitting the market?  Good luck Tek you’ll be missed..

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!

-GRIZZ

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I’ve Pollen and I can’t get up..

Posted in Front Page, photohunt with tags , , , , , , , , on November 3, 2009 by grizza78
Bumble Bee Magee

There's honey in that book bag you know..

There she is folks, Bumblebee Magee straight killing it on her way to class. Now I’m just spitballin here, but I’m assuming the boot on the left leg was because of an accident that occurred when she was fire hosing chocolate syrup into a 55-gal drum filled with Chubby Hubby. I’ve been wrong before, but Chuckles McLovin assures me that she smelled like green bean casserole with a hint of turnip water, and in these parts that’s grounds for being labeled an “ice-cream fanatic”. The next time you see someone wearing a walking boot nonchalantly get up next to them and see if they omit that smell, and if they do shoot them a wink and say “I’m an ice-cream hooker as well”.
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

-GRIZZ

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Celtics, Rondo agree on 5-year, $55M extension

Posted in Front Page, Sports with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 2, 2009 by grizza78

Celtics, Rondo agree on 5-year, $55M extension.

 

 

 

Looks like Rondo will be sticking around for a bit.. The other night after the Chicago game they asked him if he was concerned about the 24-hr deadline for the extension, and he stoically replied no to the point where it seemed he really didn’t care.. I think both he and his agent knew full well it would be taken care of.

 

I’m hoping the Celtics management can enroll him in a communications 101 class because I honestly can not understand a word he says.. I think if he slowed down a bit with his responses then I could decipher it, but I really have a hard time figuring out what he is trying to say. Either way the man can play ball, and I’m glad they are realizing that they need to dish some $$ out to stay competitive. SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEE!!! -GRIZZ

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Griese suspended over ‘taco’ remark

Posted in Front Page, Sports with tags , , , , , , , on October 27, 2009 by grizza78

Do you want that hard or soft?

Bob Griese is joining the ranks of ESPN analysts who are told to stay home for a while. Griese made an off-color remark during the Minnesota vs Ohio State college football game about Juan Pablo Montoya.

During ESPN’s broadcast of the Minnesota-Ohio State game Saturday, a graphic was shown listing the top five drivers in NASCAR’s points race. Fellow analyst Chris Spielman asked where was Montoya, who is Colombian.
Griese replied he was “out having a taco.”

It was a quick comment made in which he apologized several times throughout the coverage, but it looks like it was too little too late. I guess you would think that someone who has this much experience calling games and being on air would realize that you can’t say things like that. Maybe because of his vast experience he is so comfortable that he forgets where he is, because I know if they mic’d me up for 3 hours there is no way I would ever be asked to come back..

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!

-GRIZZ

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Bowling for Ninjas.

Posted in Front Page, photohunt with tags , , , , , , , , on October 22, 2009 by grizza78

This gem was sent in by Al Dizzle showing a docile Steven Seagal at the bowling alley flat out killing it. If you peer to the left you will see that he has been ripping through milwaukee’s best drafts like you only see in magazines. Sure he’s let himself go, but you know if he caught a rage that the whole bowling alley would be in some serious “fake hand chop” trouble. SHAAAAAAAAVVVVEE!!! -GRIZZ

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Hi Buddies!

Posted in Front Page, photohunt with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 18, 2009 by Brawn

Your old pal CB has been pretty quiet lately due to a career change and the intense mourning of the 2009 Red Sox season.  But what do we do when we fall off the hoss?  We get back on the hoss.

So I’m all excited to get back into and get on the board.  I’m like JoJo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet as Farley would say.  Only problem is that I really have nothing to mouth off about.  Luckily I have, in my possession, a photo of Grizz from the time last month that he slipped and literally shit himself.  Turns out one of the towns people had their digi handy.

Nanner split

Nanner split

I’m having the shavetown lab check it for authenticity because I think it might actually be the love child of Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds) and a 1993 John Kruk.

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Captain Lou Albano Dies

Posted in Front Page, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 14, 2009 by grizza78

Often immitated, but never duplicated!

"Often immitated, but never duplicated!"


Captain Lou Albano Dies

RIP Captain Lou.. I am almost thinking that I should grow my goatee out and put several elastics or even scrunchies in that bad boy in memory..

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!

-GRIZZ

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